Galvatron should be a healer class in  the next videogames

kyraneko:

caiusmajor:

virovac:

“Keep fighting you fool!”

“If you die on me I’ll kill you!”

“Autobot scum, I have power to spare!”

“Now, go be useful, slacker!”

He definitely has the technical skills for it.

Tho he can’t fix anyone without installing extra weaponry. I mean how could anyone truly be whole without MORE GUNS?

Imagine if he’s a healer but like, with a catch. The catch is he’s kinda unpredictable in terms of what the end result is, so it’s like 50% chance of being healed to full health, 20% chance of Surprise New Weapon*, 20% chance he jacked you full of too much energy and you’re drunk, and 10% chance he slaps a few patches on any obvious damage, says “GET BACK IN THE BATTLE YOU LAZY HEAP OF SCRAP” and yeets you across enemy lines where you do damage as a projectile.

*no, you don’t get a say in what kind of weapon it is; there’s a 30% chance it drains your ammo/energy at an inconvenient rate, a 20% chance of medical consequences due to it being badly installed, and a 5% chance per battle that it’ll explode at some point.

madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK