yiffmaster:

gudroo:

gudyote:

yiffmaster:

weeniebagel:

weeniebagel:

weeniebagel:

yo whatever happened to gladiators n coliseums n shit? when did we decide that blood sports were bad? im tryna see two men kill each other on pay per view

dont worry im a feminist id pay to see two women kill each other as well

political correctness killed the gladiatorial arena and its disgusting. fucking millennials (400 AD)

gladiators were actually very skilled and expensive to train (not to mention charismatic and popular), so they rarely fought to the death actually; it was more of a… ritualized theatrical combat

the modern equivalent you’re looking for is professional wrestling

Ok but when are professional wrestlers gonna be throwing nets and shit and using swords???

what is a chair if not a modern day sword

what is a table but a domestic net

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rocksinmuffin:

This is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever received in my inbox and I’ve answered a footjob request before.

Also, maybe I want the reaper’s scythe please don’t kink shame me.

night-waker:

redacted-metallum:

adventuretimegrabyourdog:

fabail:

I stumbled upon some very old and no longer used Taiwan’s Chinese translation of some G1 characters’ names, and I just had to make this chart because I couldn’t stop laughing at some of them.

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NEXT TIME ON TRANSFORMERS, INVINCIBLE TRACTOR AND EXTREMELY GIGANTIC FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

Also I love how Jazz is still just Jazz.

I FUCKING

EXTREMELY GIGANTIC

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