Ok but that part during the car/motorcycle chase scene where Venom makes them go up that steep hill and Eddie comes off his bike as it rises in the air, and he’s frantically grabbing for it like ‘oh god oh god I’m gonna die’, deadass Venom totally could have kept him anchored on the whole time!! I am fully convinced they only let Eddie come off just to mess with him and then subsequently grab back onto the bike like “oh look! I’m the cool alien who saved your life! Aha!” It was literally just Venom being ~dramatic~ and I can’t deal with this
they’re both dramatic bitches tbh what about that “I am going to die!” “YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DIE!” /cue venom rolling their eyes/ that scene is literally just eddie freaking the fuck out for like five minutes straight and venom toying w/him but also saving his ass? and eddie knows it “OH GODDOSOMETHING!!!!!” “thank you.”
and also, i cannot get over eddie taking the time, while scared out of his mind, to THANK VENOM and Venom saying YOU’RE WELCOME
BUT NOT SARCASTICALLY
WITH TOTAL PALPABLE SINCERITY
SO GRATEFUL, SO GRACIOUS
* clutches both of them to my chest *
Just put it together that this is the second movie in which Tom Hardy has almost been squished between two speeding cars. At least he’s not upside down this time.
Venom (2018) tried to portray Venom as a kind of dark character who says scary stuff but I’ve read comics so I know Venom is actually just a super enthusiastic and emotional boyfriend so nice try there Sony
He’s so enthusiastic? He’s so excited to be where they first met and is scared that Eddie isn’t happy too
And he gets confused a lot cos he doesn’t understand why he and Eddie don’t always agree on stuff and he thinks it makes him bad
But when he does good stuff he gets super excited cos he loves being a hero and it’s just v adorable