Okay, check it. That, and then Ven stops midsentence as he sees a road work sign: “road work ahead? Uh… yeah! I sure hope it does!” AND EDDIE DOESNT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT LIKE .5 SECONDS LATER WHEN IT CLICKS HE ALMOST CRASHES HIS FUCKIN CAR.
THEN. PASSING THROUGH A NEIGHBORHOOD AND VEN LEANS OUT THE WINDOW “FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS! FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!”
AND ITS AN OLD CAR WHERE YOU HAVE TO MANUALLY ROLL DOWN THE WINDOWS SO EDDIE IS FRANTICALLY TRYING TO LEAN OVER TO TO ROLL UP THE WINDOW WHILE TRYING TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE ROAD BEFORE VEN CAN SCAR ANYMORE CHILDREN.
And I want to believe this happens within the span of one trip.
Thanks for coming to our TED Talk.
OH MY GOD YOU ANSWERED MY ASK 30 YEARS AGO AND I JUST NOW SAW IT AND NOW I CANT STOP WHEEZING AT THE ACCURACY
Your Ask was wonderful bless you.
AND ANOTHER THOUGHT: EDDIE COMING HOME AND A DOOR SLOWLY OPENS TO VENOM WITH A MIC AND SAYING “HI, MY NAME IS CHELSEA. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DINNER FOOD?” AND EDDIE ALMOST HAS A FUCKIN PANIC ATTACK.
The way I see it, we can do whatever we want. Venom (2018)
Eddie: So yeah that’s pretty much how me and Venom handle bad guys any questions?
Avengers: *raise their hand*
Eddie: Yes I can taste the heads and it leaves bad after taste.
Everyone but Tony puts there hand down
Eddie: No it’s not masturbation when me and Venom have sex.
Tony: *puts his hand down and hands Sam $50*
the shape of water’s fishman looks like he’d wait till the third date to have sex and when we did it’d be in the candlelight with a handpicked lovemaking playlist on in the background meanwhile venom looks like he’d raw me in a gas station bathroom at 3am
“Conceptually speaking, Venom is a collection of monster erotica tropes. He’s ravenously hungry but can be tamed by the right person. He penetrates and envelopes his victims’ bodies, tempting them to do dark things. He’s a walking vore fetish with a giant, slurping tongue. He’s super-strong and likes to pick people up with his tentacles. Basically, if he didn’t star in a family-friendly Marvel superhero comic, he’d probably find steady work in hentai porn.”
“More prosaically, it’s amazing how often the comics strip Eddie Brock naked for no good reason and have him grapple around with the symbiote’s tendrils.”
… So, the movie is Pride & Prejudice for xenophiles, but the comics are more Women in Love for xenophiles.
I’m not suggesting fandom should consider vignettes of classic literature with one character replaced by Venom. More that the BBC could spice up their next wave of lit adaptations by… adding Venom.
Jab loves robots 