decepticonsensual:

bettsplendens:

warlordenfilade:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

So shitty you can’t even tell what car it’s built on via Shitty_Car_Mods

What car, hell, I can’t tell what FACTION it’s pledging.  It has 4 Autobot logos and one Decepticon insignia (visible)….

It’s a combiner of several confused minibots.

#‘what happened??’ #‘we sort of stumbled across each other and everyone started yelling and fighting’ #‘and everyone was yelling at us to combine and we panicked and now we’re stuck’ #‘we cant transform we have three legs and no head’

chrismcfeely:

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD