Optimus Prime once saw a human woman remove money from her bra and thought to himself “what a clever and secretive hiding place for valuables” and that’s how and why his boobs now have subspace pockets for all his cybertronian artifact storage needs
Please I’m rewatching some of G1 with a friend and this moment from one of Megatron and Op’s weirdly sexual fights is my favourite by far. Look at everything about this pose, camera angle and expression, I;m crying
Megatron: Oh no……. I seem to have fallen over?….. in front of my very strong and powerful nemesis………… whatever will be done to me…….? *glances over shoulder to make sure Optimus is looking*
Jab loves robots 