[chase] [playing simon says] Simon did NOT authorize
that command
[frankie] You like lobsters so much? Fine, next time
your computer stops working call a lobster
to fix it
[camera zooms in on lobster] [sinister music plays]
[doc green] Crustacean infestation
[cameraguy] Protect your property hide your children
boil some water [lobsters sail overhead]
[chase] [stiff policebot voice] I am a shameless rebel
[probably boulder] I was not aware that humans could
have domesticated animals as offspring
[cody] I’ll email your pictures from the zoo though
okay [boulder, strongest bot on the force] [excited robot squealing]
[frankie] Forcefield bracelet: fashion AND function
[chase] [in a time of emergency] boulder, if you chose
to run red lights, I will not report you
[chase] [gesturing to a go-kart made of wood] this
vehicle is not licensed, you cannot drive it on public roads or I WILL HAVE TO
ARREST YOU
[chase] I understand entirely. People gather on Founder’s Day to share their anger over
the theft of personal property [cody] [suddenly very afraid] … WELL
[blades] [with four other friends in a creepy forest] Besides,
“five friends go into a creepy forest”—I
don’t want to be someone else’s campfire story!
[heatwave] Are you thinking what I’m thinking? [blades] Yes………………………….. No. What are you thinking?
[dani] [genuine compliment] that was amazing I had no
idea you could do that [blades] [still trembling] FEAR IS A POWERFUL MOTIVATOR.
[chase] [speaking to a bug the size of a pea] you have
broken the law and must now submit to the fair but firm hand of justice
[chase] [ghost passes through him] this behavior is
against the laws of physics and polite society
[chase] THAT PIE WAS A PREMEDITATED ASSAULT
[blades] [surprised] You actually pay attention to
Kade! [heatwave] [fuckin pissed] DON’T YOU DARE TELL HIM.
[chase] [being squeezed by giant snake] cease and
desist, serpent, you are engaging in premeditated hugging of an officer of the
law [snake hissing intensifies]
[cody] do you think theres a connection? [everyone] no [blades] [whispering] I DO
[every time blade’s eyes go in the opposite direction]:
[and this is just half an episode of my precious
child]
[heatwave] WHAT YOU DID ENDANGERED THE TEAM! [blades] [whispering] Plus, we missed you ^3^
[chase] [hopeful] Let’s pretend we’re villains so we
can stop their plan [boulder] [waves] hi I like to steal things [blades] [muffled humming] get it? Cause I’m Evan and I don’t talk [heatwave] [done with their shit] this is stupid. If I were a villain I would
think of tons of better things to do than use floatium—… I just disproved
myself didn’t i
[chase] [talking to robot dog] May all your chew toys be delicious
[heatwave, the momfriend] REMEMBER IF YOU NEED ME— [everyone else in monotone voice] call you on your comm.
[heatwave] [got new altmode] [HOOOOONK] WHLELP that’s
the horn, let’s see what THIS ONE does [Kade] [screaming]
[kade] the planter’s definitely gonna come over
here—‘cause it’s attracted to heat and I’m the hottest thing on this island! [heatwave] ew
[blades] not to be mean, but [waggles finger sternly]
NAH-AH!
Drawing and then saving pics step by step actually helps a lot! Even if there are small changes, you can see the difference as you move along:) It’s a good tip when checking progress and making changes later uvu
It looks hard but trust me, it’s really fun to draw like this!:’D
Something I’ve been working on for a good while, this was originally supposed to appear in the Allspark’s Hasbro Heroes Sourcebook Extended, before that project ultimately fell into limbo. I figured that in the meantime – in these last few weeks before the end of everything – I figure I’d show you my extensively researched map of the Hasbro Universe, featuring every single planet that’s ever appeared in the IDW continuity, tons of fun references, AND the complete voyage of the Lost Light through the years!
imagine getting pulled over by an irl autobot and theyre like “WHY ARE YOU IN A DECEPTICON” and you’re like “dude relax i got the decal on amazon”
From experience: There is no terror like cruising down the freeway in your teeny Honda Fit with Decepticon emblems and then suddenly a dead ringer for MOTHERFUCKING ULTRA MAGNUS PULLS ONTO THE FREEWAY BEHIND YOU.
Jab loves robots 
