Ratchet would’ve solved every conflict in two minutes.

Please don’t take this too seriously, I’m just fucking around. I personally really liked the issue.

ark-of-eden:

(R:) JFC, look at this chipper motherfucker getting hype for paperwork and employee development. It still kind of breaks my heart that Tarn tried to be a good boss and dutiful admin guy and shit just got weird back at the beginning of the war because Robo God cursed him with the ability to talk people to death and that just limited all his possible career choices in the Decepticon army. Trailbreaker complained because he got reduced to being Forcefield Guy; Tarn was probably extra depressed because he was just Talking People To Death Guy. He probably would have been a top logistics officer or something in his perfect world. Imagine him locking himself in his office at Grindcore, blaring classical music and crying sparks as he buries himself in paperwork and hates that fucking green spark that locked him out of his mad desk jockeying ambitions.

(The Cause is All, but sometimes a loyal Decepticon just has to bunker up in a closet and have himself a tiny, self-pitying cry before getting back on the turbohorse.)

In conclusion, look at this enthusiastic team player. Look at this delightful bastard getting so into improving his subordinates as people, not just as overspecialized killing machines. What a guy. What a perfect goddamn dude. Please look at that picture again and appreciate how hard he tried to be good at everything. *disgusting sobbing*

maelikki:

Overlord and Tarn comparing their d… octors.
I thought this was hilarious, so I had to draw it.
Credit for the awesome conversation goes to Billy.

ksarsis:

by まいあ

what would you do if Tarn vs Megatron happens?

dataglitch:

til-all-are-one:

robotsandramblings:

geralttofriivia:

I AM ACTUALLY REALLY HOPING MEGS VS. TARN GOES DOWN.
…but I’ve also mentally prepared myself for Tarn’s death. I don’t know why but I get this feeling that Megs is going to kill him or he’s going to die in some way. I HATE THE FACT THAT I FEEL THIS WAY.

I REALLY WANT TARN’S MASK TO COME OFF DURING THIS. I FEEL LIKE IT’D BE THE PERFECT TIME FOR IT. either it gets knocked off in the scuffle or Tarn angrily rips it off whilst yelling at his former lord and master *VIBRATES*

YES PLEASE. I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE LIKE NOW. Tarn and Megs fighting, off comes the faceplate, and then they keep punching one another while everyone faints from how handsome Tarn is.

saw this post, had to draw it

tonight’s warm up: TANKKSS!!

tfwhynoy:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

this is a loony toons sketch

he’s been bamboozled before

Tarn is a gullible bastard

yeahdragon:

so if Tarn knows what a pineapple is then he would probably use that information to flex on those “less cultured” then him like

Tarn, tasting really fancy energon: exquisite vintage, do I detect a note of…….

pineapple?

Gently caressing Black Shadow’s face???

All up in Grimlock’s business. Literally laying on him.

He’s sort of… clutching Blip to his bosom???

rnegastar:

So this tweet from Alex Milne about Tarn needing to learn some personal boundaries amused me a LOT because Tarn really IS super touchy-feely?? Like with everyone?? His victims, his team, a guy who was just trying to kill him… Tarn is very, very tactile with people. So here’s a fun gallery of Tarn touching EVERYONE