Tag: *sigh*

exemplarybehaviour:

wetfag:

221turtlesinthetardis:

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Someone with video editing skills needs to combine Alien Covenant and that one vine

jabthemoth:

The one that goes: “Get your freakin dog!-”, “It don’t bite” “ Yes it do! ”

With Daniels or any Covenant crew member tbh the Neomorph, and David

Improved idea, the scene of the Neomorph attack in the wheatfield, with Walter as the screaming person, and the bit where he gets his hand torn off would be where you put the “yes it do” line.