Tag: same

crimnsfw:

tentacletea:

shezmu-tummies:

barabeastfeasts:

abdomented:

friendos listen. i didn’t think i would need to make one of these posts. you’ve seen them enough before that i’m sure it sounds like a broken record, but:

if you are a minor. unfollow me. NOW.

i don’t care about my follower count. i don’t care if you use a proxy server. i don’t care if you’re “mature.” 

you know what’s mature? not getting people sent to jail because of your own entitlement. i’m sure you’ve probably read some new yorker piece from the 60s about a 16-year-old smoking cigarettes and dating their professor and feel like you can slide in here but NO. you may NOT. 

and if it sounds like i’m being unnecessarily rude? it’s because i am. because i want you to LEAVE. because none of this is worth the suffering you could cause by sticking around. PLEASE, please go.

SAME IM 25 SO FUCK OFF IF YOURE UNDER 18

I know it sucks cause we all have urges and like gross shit before you turn 18 but for safety sake please fuck off my blog and unfollow me

Okay yeah I’m like 21 so please don’t. It makes me seriously uncomfortable. Unfollow if you are under 18.

Yeah…I’m old as shit and this blog is 18+ only so kindly unfollow me if you’re underage!

yeah please leave

traveling-spartan:

If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.