xekstrin:

If you’re the kind of person with “unfollowing anxiety” I want you to know it’s okay to unfollow me

 I don’t care if we’re mutuals, friends in real life, family, whatever

You aren’t obligated to follow me, I don’t keep track of followers/unfollowers, I don’t “do inventory” and see if my mutuals are still following me, and I definitely don’t ever “call out” someone for unfollowing me

wardenchampion:

me watching tumblr eat itself from the inside out: lmfao

me watching everybody jump ship anyway and realising i don’t use any of my other social media accounts: 

emeraldlingerie:

Idk how people stay with men through thick and thin, I would honestly and truly leave a man if his fork scraped the plate too loud tbh

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.