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scribeassistant:

Don’t try to tell me you weren’t at least a little turned on during this part

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charismatic-hothead:

Hey, y’all remember in P1 when GLaDOS’ Morality Core fell off and then she laughed and said “good news” and her whole tone of voice just switched and it was super chilling and a little gay and it absolutely fucking reverberated down your spine?

Good times.

the-wheatley-core:

((Portal fans: Wheatley was good and then all of a sudden he went bad. He was possibly bad from the very beginning and was actively seeking power by controlling the player from the very beginning.

Me, an intellectual: Wheatley going bad is the result of him failing to address various personal issues and insecurities in his life and refusing to seek any guidance or help from those around him. He thought that others would see his problems as being too ‘tiny and insignificant’ to be worth talking about, so instead of seeking help, he just kept bottling up his emotions and letting it fester in the hopes that the feeling would just go away. You can see this in the final boss battle when he sobs about Chell not catching him– a grievance that he has kept bottled up ever since the start of the game and that he has since only decided to bring up at the very end of the game during which he is having an emotional meltdown. Wheatley choosing to suppress his own emotions instead of addressing his underlying personal issues and feelings of unimportance are what lead him to engaging in unhealthy coping mechanisms, the robotic equivalent of substance abuse, aggressive behavior, and pushing away the only person he’s ever viewed as a friend. Wheatley is not the story of some power hungry moron who suddenly went bad. Wheatley is a cautionary tale about how you shouldn’t be afraid to seek help in confronting your issues and the dangers of turning to unhealthy coping mechanisms and possibly even substance abuse as a form of release.))

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????