pfft – Jab loves robots

its-rung-forever:

Pictures taken seconds before disaster

yautja-content:

Look at this sassy little shithead

outofcontextpkmn:

I apologize for posting so much Adult Content, everyone 😦

schandbringer:

Your tongue is the rag of filth, Thundercracker
Delicious, delicious filth

I doodled this at 3 AM because I’m thirsty for this pairing and thought camera stimulation could be fun for some reason

butterflyinthewell:

This is, by far, the funniest moment in TFA.

kaddppa:

nickyfischer:

shavingryansprivates:

it’s december which means it’s now officially christmas season

merry christmas y’all

I’ve seen this video a few times and it never plays past this frame:

adamtots:

jakoski:

adamtots:

I can’t believe they removed Tumblr from the app store because you were all mean to me

This is obviously sarcasm, but the fact that you’d even make this joke considering the massive amounts of blogs being deleted because of this incident shows how massively overinflated your ego is.

they had to be deleted to make more room for my ego

sludgebf:

dont believe for a second that venom doesnt make fun of eddie for having bones “hahhahaha your body is full of sticks, what the fuck idiot” “do you hate fitting through small holes? is that it? are you afraid of small holes and gaps? bitch”

artykyn:

prideling:

gunvolt:

im going to have a stroke

Instead try…

Person A: You know… the thing
Person B: The “thing”?
Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”