Tho he can’t fix anyone without installing extra weaponry. I mean how could anyone truly be whole without MORE GUNS?
Imagine if he’s a healer but like, with a catch. The catch is he’s kinda unpredictable in terms of what the end result is, so it’s like 50% chance of being healed to full health, 20% chance of Surprise New Weapon*, 20% chance he jacked you full of too much energy and you’re drunk, and 10% chance he slaps a few patches on any obvious damage, says “GET BACK IN THE BATTLE YOU LAZY HEAP OF SCRAP” and yeets you across enemy lines where you do damage as a projectile.
*no, you don’t get a say in what kind of weapon it is; there’s a 30% chance it drains your ammo/energy at an inconvenient rate, a 20% chance of medical consequences due to it being badly installed, and a 5% chance per battle that it’ll explode at some point.
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I need Starscream yelling at someone and then Megatron just throws a blanket over him to simulate night time and then SS just fucking thinks it’s night and he passes out like a bird
Jab loves robots 