
THE SHOVEL KNIGHT IS GONNA DIG YOU A NEW ASSHOLE
If we’re all going down I’m going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.
First
I Take Your Dirt
then
I Take Your Girl
before i started reading mtmte, @cchromedome and i decided to play a little game… (more below the cut!)

“I am Venom. And you are mine”
In this universe its Eddie that goes up venoms ass to control him.
it wasn’t a competition…. and yet you won
In the Medbay
Megatron: Don’t lie to me Ratchet, am I ill? How bad is it?
Ratchet: I am sorry to say this, but…. But you seem to have caught…….. THESE HANDS BITCH! [Ratchet suplexes Megatron, knocking him out instantly]