smindersonfan:

svutrebleclefs:

sorry for the super long post. this is so long that i would suggest not using alcohol because things would be very bad very quickly:

Sip:

Barba’s tie doesn’t match his shirt

Someone aims a gun at Olivia

Victim or witness changes story more than three times

Rape (2 if its statutory. 3 if the victim is 10 or under)

Barba, Noah, or Jesse is threatened. (2 if its both kids at
the same time.)

Carisi mentions his sisters, Staten Island, or that he’s Italian.

“Dun Dun”

“In the criminal justice system…”

The crime is religious

Rollins gambles

Fin says “we got a situation”

“He is considered armed and dangerous”

Anything at all is wrong with Noah

Witness wont stop unloading boxes or refuses to talk with
the police.

Bartender remembers everything about anyone from any time

Olivia whispers

Suspect lawyers up (2 if someone says “they said the magic words”)

“what are you saying?” (2 if it someone other than Carisi. 3
if its Carisi and he says “Rollins” at the end)

Barba is in clothes other than a suit

Miranda rights are read

“I’d like to request a recess”

Fin mentions that his son is gay

A case is held in family court

Olivia fixes her hair or glasses

“Executive producer: Dick Wolf”

Shot:

A case is ruled as a CUPPI or Condition Undetermined and
Pending Police Investigation

Someone shoots an unarmed black man

Plot twist after Cragen says everyone can go home

“IAB”

“1PP”

“Bellvuve”

“Liv. Elliot. My office. Now”

“I thought motherhood would’ve mellowed her out”

“tread carefully, Mr. Barba”

The squad room remembers that Fin never does anything

Someone goes undercover (extra sip if its Rollins and Fin
and they pretend to be in a relationship)

Barba admits Carisi is right

A cop is in some kind of relationship with the perp

Somebody mentions what they do to pedophiles in prison

The perp is a political figure

Crime is taken straight from the headlines

Someone is threatened with obstruction charges.

Half your drink:

Carisi tries to impress Barba and fails

IAB investigates a detective

“Hudson University”

Mistrial

B.D. Wong appearance

The entire SVU department is investigated

Cragen mentions that he used to drink

The perp is a priest

Finish your drink:

Someone cleans house

“10-13” (extra sip if the officer dies. Extra shot if they
die in the ambulance. 2 extra shots if they die on the spot)

Benson is held hostage

The father of a victim shoots the suspect. (extra sip if
they later find out the suspect was innocent)

2 or more mistrials on the same case. (extra sip if there’s
2 or more in the same episode)

Somebody puts in their papers

Barba speaks Spanish

“That’s why I joined SVU”

This could kill people more than the Stephen King drinking game. (Still mad at you for not recognizing Harry Anderson as adult Richie Tozier in the Stephen King’s IT review, Douglas Darien.)