(R:) *cackles* OMG THIS IS AWESOME. And makes me think that no one ever figured out that the secret of Megatron’s unbelievable prowess in combat was several cups of French-pressed white coffee every morning or, if he expected to fight Optimus, nitro-brewed green.
”Must be the outlier spark,” worshipful followers whispered.
”Certainly green something,” Megatron chuckled, shooting down a cup of mysterious fluid.
”How does he do it??” Overlord sobbed, hiding in a corner as he salted his third cup of instant with furious tears. “I will discover his secret! And on that day, I WILL DESTROY HIM.”
”Good luck with that,” Megatron said, smelling faintly of peanut butter and gun oil as he wrinkled his nose at Overlord’s drink of choice.
Tarn, neatly sipping his third double espresso, grimacing as Deathsaurus chugs 3 Dr Peppers in succession, slamming down the empty cans and pronouncing himself ready to “go fuck up some Autobots’ shit”
Jab loves robots 