yes-i-write-fanfiction:

Transformers AU where Megatron is a minicon but he’s still got this really deep voice and is just as strong. He’s got a step-up stool he stands on when he needs to look taller bots in the optics and if someone calls him tiny or disrespects him he breaks their kneecaps and asks them to say that again. One of his many nicknames is the Tiny Terror of Kaon.

nishthedish:

tokenduelist:

robotsandramblings:

ipgd:

*completely fucking speechless*

everytime you see those Starscream jokes you think they’re exaggerations but jesus christ they’re really not lmao

Megatron: -trips and stays on floor for a split second-

Starscream: MEGATRON HAS FALLEN, I STARSCREAM WILL NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS.

I’m not sure which is funnier: Star Screams complete lack of chill since the earliest days of the cartoons or Megatron’s walrus mating call in a moment of distress

apprenticenanoswarm:

Megatron’s face when Silas advises him to ‘relax’.

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Human. That is the face of someone who has been doing the same job for one million years and only enjoyed it for the first five. That is the face of someone who has never had a weekend. That is the face of someone who was in a coma and spent every second of it killing Autobots on endless loop in his mind. That is the face of someone so averse to the mere concept of relaxation that he made Starscream his second-in-command, which is like willingly sharing an office with a hungry alligator that is somehow also a chronically anxious chihuahua. 

Don’t tell Megatron to relax.