would transformers consider custom licence plates to be like…the equivalent of tramp stamps?
i bet rodimus has one back on earth that says H0TB0Y
alternatively, the REAL tramp stamps are those weird stickers ppl slap onto the back of their cars. optimus has one stuck to his bumper that just says “GOD WONT LET ME DIE”
Consider: there’s an ongoing secondary war that’s all about slapping embarrassing bumper stickers onto each other during battle. The current champion is
stuck on Soundwave’s ass. He didn’t notice for a week.
I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli
Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back
Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it
Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it
Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly
I need a comedy where a Japanese teacher and a Hebrew teacher have to go on an adventure together and also there is at least one (1) dragon
in hebrew the word for “Excuse me” is the same as the word for “i’m sorry” and people use it as a way to get attention bc nobody ever uses it so it makes people look at you in startlement
“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
“what are they gonna do, fire me?”
I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”
this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far
“So, how much are we taking?”
“Maybe this much?” *draws a line across his thigh* “Just to be sure.”
– orthos discussing an ancle fracture
Oh, man I completely forgot my explanation for the triage system:
Red: Actively dying
Orange: Might die
Yellow: Might eventually die
Green: Won’t die
Which genuinely seems to disconcert people, and I’m not sure why.
Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.
So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.
So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.
So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…
And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…
Holy shit.
This is glorious
I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.
Some heros wear capes
I… have only seen this in screenshots.
I never knew Let’s Go Lesbians was based on a true story.
i think its funny that after you give blood, they keep calling you every once in a while to ask if you want to give more blood
and i get it, blood is important and in short supply, but it just seems like
hey… we heard you made more blood. can you… can you give us that new blood? that sweet sweet fresh blood? its been a while, jacob. we know you have it. we know you have the blood jacob
You are so full of blood jacob now youre just being selfish
Jab loves robots 