seekingjets:

I want to write a series of Alexis teaching Starscream about earth, just for how bad he’d be at it.

Starscream: So your earth gender “female” is like Seekers! Powerful, superior beings. While the “males” are the ground pounders: dirt mucking idiots.

Alexis, raging feminist – future President: Yes. That is accurate.

Hotshot and Red Alert: THAT??IS??NOT??TRUE!??

Rad & Carlos, friends with Alexis for a reason: No its pretty accurate.

Thots on the Pope

tariqah:

tariqah:

So the pope has thots now

dirigibird:

i know that tfp showed orion as significantly less beefy before he got the matrix

but what if he was always just…an inexplicably large librarian? i mean maybe he needed to be big and tall so he could reach the high shelves and use his huge arms to suplex anyone who had outstanding late fees

all the matrix did was provide him with guns and sword arms. so now he can literally stab people instead of metaphorically skewering them with a glare if they damaged the books

theavengers:

Black Panther gag reel.

darkslayer0092:

What else you got?

~marvelouspics.

flowerr–child:

plimsoll-punk:

surprisebitch:

oddishtea:

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

The timing of thriller coming on is

perfect

dededelight:

volcel-official:

ebimanami:

uh

baltimore are you okay

RECREATIONAL

MURDER

FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!

someone-hug-obiwan:

lesbianporg:

“anakin skywalker’s fall from grace” bold of you to assume he ever had any grace to begin with

anakin skywalker’s fall from semi-functioning human disaster to complete and total trashlord debris

redacted-metallum:

greyliliy:

Favorite TF Moments: Verity Finding Megatron

From Transformers: Infiltration

I remember the first time I read this, and being as stunned as Verity when Megatron showed up. Verity’s reaction–there was a weight to it all. This is Verity, who’s been running around with Hunter and Jimmy and the rest of the Autobots. She’s been in firefights, and all this craziness–handling it more or less fine and totally on board to help out the ‘Bots–and then Megatron just standing there floors her into shock. He’s that intimidating.

And then Megatron just turns his head away, like she’s nothing–because she is nothing to him.

I don’t know. It’s one of my favorite moments in the IDW Run. I love it.

I’m sorry but I have to add my friends tags because I’m wheezing

Because tbh it kind of adds to the idea that Verity is completely irrelevant to him. He sees her, he almost acknowledges her, but ultimately she is nothing to him and he continues to act how he normally would while alone.

synthicyde:

karpad:

darkbookworm13:

feedmecomicart:

webbut:

seelcudoom:

transgirlnausicaa:

durbikins:

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

ate the fucking knife

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

The googly eyes he puts on things

His cow jugs

The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate

That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife