nanabobo567:

lokirulz:

betterbemeta:

bogleech:

I see some HEATED debates over the risks of “toying” with ouija boards in Halloween/horror groups I follow and I just want to say a ouija board is literally a toy for kids and if polterghosties existed I’d still seriously doubt that a piece of wood invented by Milton Bradley is a real magical conduit to their dimension

hasbro owns the trademarks and copyrights associated with the ouijia board so all you’re likely to contact is twilight sparkle or megatron

@afairlypudgycat

seizethe-memes-ofproduction:

anachronic-cobra:

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science

itswalky:

captainsnoop:

the entire 30 year history of the transformers franchise is entirely pointless because it has yet to top a single line from the 1986 transformers movie where Hot Rod and Kup are in court and Hot Rod’s causin’ a ruckus and the judge says “SILENCE OR YOU WILL BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF THIS COURT” and Hot Rod says “I have nothing BUT contempt for this court” and honestly the movie could have ended right there. franchise over. you’re not gonna top that.

bullshit, in MTMTE rodimus meets or surpasses that line every time he opens his mouth