Windblade is knocked off a ledge: Transforms and flies up

Starscream is knocked off a ledge: Transforms and flies up

Thundercracker: Just freezes up as soon as his feet are no longer touching the ground. May have some sort of phobia or may just be dumb. Is doing his best.

cookie-waffle:

Family: Why were you still up at 1AM last night?

Me:

Eddie: So yeah that’s pretty much how me and Venom handle bad guys any questions?
Avengers: *raise their hand*
Eddie: Yes I can taste the heads and it leaves bad after taste.
Everyone but Tony puts there hand down
Eddie: No it’s not masturbation when me and Venom have sex.
Tony: *puts his hand down and hands Sam $50*

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starscream7799:

anichan282:

deceptixms:

darklordofcutlets:

betterbemeta:

f-identity:

“No Autobot would be foolish enough to fire on their greatest weapon.”

~ Megatron, Transformers: Animated Season 3 Episode 11

I haven’t seen this show yet, is it normal for megatron to sound like he’s coming on to things and is about to sensually beat someone to death

Yes.

Yes, it is normal.

This is how he talks to everyone.

Also this is his photo from an Autobot propaganda video:

Even when he’s supposed to look intimidating he just looks smouldering.

Tasty

I LITERALLY HAVE THAT PICTURE SAVED ON MY PC AS “TOASTY~”

celestial-chick:

Black Panther + text posts

I swear I try to take the Transformers “Shattered Glass” AU seriously, but every time I do it ends up something like this

fullmetal-at-birth:

thatbluemerm:

skeletonprotagonist:

the shape of water’s fishman looks like he’d wait till the third date to have sex and when we did it’d be in the candlelight with a handpicked lovemaking playlist on in the background meanwhile venom looks like he’d raw me in a gas station bathroom at 3am

depends on what you need that day

rorby:

But we all know who’s the real star here