The 3 stages of a cat yawn

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

monstertwix:

pumpkin-bread:

it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters

go bump in the night

scratches at your door

alarming noises

“where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”

you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing

turn back and THERE IT IS

I’m sorry I couldn’t resist drawing these

bonus cuddles

flintpunx:

He’s here… the absolute unit …

cathugging:

marshals-to-dictators:

cathugging:

marshals-to-dictators:

You’re all monsters

even her?

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

you fool!!

pettypoorandbougie:

irlmaleficar:

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

a cat stuck outside a bathroom door ghost-wrote this

piranhapunk:

tikkilanka:

had a very remarkable conversation with my cat today