John Mulaney – Jab loves robots

http://jabthemoth.tumblr.com/post/180731418051/audio_player_iframe/jabthemoth/tumblr_pj0fpeYEcF1vgolkf?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_pj0fpeYEcF1vgolkfo1.mp3

wolveswithhats:

ziraseal:

saintblackhat:

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

damn right he is

fifth-sunset-to-never:

My only thought during the break out scene in Venom

“I’ve never climbed a fence that high before!”

tinaruthbelcher:

they forgot the most important one

writingbarnes:

markertrash:

orangeyjuicy:

The thing about ‘get help’ that really gets to me is that the ruse is…. totally unneeded? thor 200% can throw loki those extra few feet he just… idk wants to put on a show i guess. i just can’t get over his complete and utter glee at having “"fooled”“ the guards when in reality he just didn’t give them enough time to react before throwing his whole ass brother at them like he did not need to put on an entire production to chuck loki. but He Did

But now he’s thrown em off their rhythm

gods-little-punk:

scarfgal398:

possiblestalker:

John Mulaney’s doctor said he had never seen his particular hip injury in someone who “just stands there and talks.”

It’s like he escaped from an animated movie

I desperately need someone who does animation to make some bits of John Mulaney doing his Thing.

helloitsbees:

frodoes:

blairwitchh:

this was the best joke of the whole show tbh

That’s in the middle of the Civil War

in all honesty this is the most Connecticut thing i’ve ever fucking heard