Okay, check it. That, and then Ven stops midsentence as he sees a road work sign: “road work ahead? Uh… yeah! I sure hope it does!” AND EDDIE DOESNT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT LIKE .5 SECONDS LATER WHEN IT CLICKS HE ALMOST CRASHES HIS FUCKIN CAR.
THEN. PASSING THROUGH A NEIGHBORHOOD AND VEN LEANS OUT THE WINDOW “FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS! FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!”
AND ITS AN OLD CAR WHERE YOU HAVE TO MANUALLY ROLL DOWN THE WINDOWS SO EDDIE IS FRANTICALLY TRYING TO LEAN OVER TO TO ROLL UP THE WINDOW WHILE TRYING TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE ROAD BEFORE VEN CAN SCAR ANYMORE CHILDREN.
And I want to believe this happens within the span of one trip.
Thanks for coming to our TED Talk.
OH MY GOD YOU ANSWERED MY ASK 30 YEARS AGO AND I JUST NOW SAW IT AND NOW I CANT STOP WHEEZING AT THE ACCURACY
Your Ask was wonderful bless you.
AND ANOTHER THOUGHT: EDDIE COMING HOME AND A DOOR SLOWLY OPENS TO VENOM WITH A MIC AND SAYING “HI, MY NAME IS CHELSEA. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DINNER FOOD?” AND EDDIE ALMOST HAS A FUCKIN PANIC ATTACK.
So this tweet from Alex Milne about Tarn needing to learn some personal boundaries amused me a LOT because Tarn really IS super touchy-feely?? Like with everyone?? His victims, his team, a guy who was just trying to kill him… Tarn is very, very tactile with people. So here’s a fun gallery of Tarn touching EVERYONE
//quietly continues thinking about how easy tom hardy’s Venom could slip into the current MCU and how interesting of a dynamic he’d have with everyone!!!!!! (this is a continuation of this post)
In which Peter’s showing Eddie around and they run into Tony.
Eddie: okay, so we are not joining the Avengers and we also have a son now I guess
Peter Parker ft. his two super dads that do not get along even a little bit. Eddie’s probably done an exposé
on Tony before and I like to imagine that’s what made him leave New York and settle down in Cali :^)c
Jab loves robots 