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violetvappy:

blazing-forge:

matehagyak:

whiskey-gunpowder:

Prius + 20MM Vulcan Canon —— Welcome To America!!

Source : x

I absolutely love this thing because the more I read about it the stupider it gets:

That Vulcan cannon is from a decommissioned F-16.

They had to install a roll cage and mount the cannon to that because otherwise the recoil would rip the roof of the car off.

When you fire it the shockwave from the gun cracks the windshield and punches it inwards.

You can’t fire it while on the move because the kickback from the gun is so strong it would wreck the transmission.

The 20mm ammo it fires costs $27/round. At a rate of fire of 6,600 rounds per minute, one SECOND of sustained fire costs about $3000.

The true vehicle of the revolution

roosterteethhelps:

literally one of my favorite things ever

anon-e-miss:

macgyvereveryday:

anon-e-miss:

seekingjets:

cyclone-light:

Relevant

You know it’s gotta be Swindle.

….so what are the Decepticons spending this $217 Trillion on?

Do be fair, once you take off Swindle’s fees there’s probably 5 bucks left.

terminatedapathy:

The second I saw this scene, I couldn’t resist. Apologies for the very quick and sloppy edit.

cydraulics:

Skywarp:Hey screamer let’s play Fuck, Marry, Kill. ok so

Starscream:Megatron

Skywarp:What I didn’t even

Starscream:Megatron for all three

goose-bot:

iamnotjody:

cheskamouse:

If this offends you in some way… Cool! now stop following me asshole.

Klux Busters

fancymuffins-and-wannabecakes:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

stelmarias:

#Matt knows how to maximize his productivity

He’s set himself a reasonable and realistic goal

and yet, somehow, he still ends up head first in that fucking dumpster

cuteskitty:

Venom 2, but it starts with venom googling “Am I pregant?” “Am I pragnent?” “Am I gregnant?” “Am I pegnate?? Help!”