Hey, y’all remember in P1 when GLaDOS’ Morality Core fell off and then she laughed and said “good news” and her whole tone of voice just switched and it was super chilling and a little gay and it absolutely fucking reverberated down your spine?
“ good news: i figured out what that thing that you just burned up did. it was a morality core they installed after i flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. so get comfortable while i warm up the neurotoxin emitters… huh. that core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. i can’t shut off the turret defenses. oh well. if you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. trust me, it’ll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin. ”