eat hard, fart harder
Tag: for mum
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scared
i’m thinking abt that scene in pride and prejudice (2005) where catherine de bourgh tells collins he can’t sit next to his wife at dinner and now i’m imagining married lizzy and darcy at a dinner party and the host is like “oh mr darcy!!! you can’t sit with your wife!” and he’s just like “please… she’s my only friend”
I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television
just a quick reminder
selfishness is putting the wants of yourself over the needs of others.
self respect is putting the needs of yourself over the wants of others.
one is disregarding others, one is taking care of yourself.
the difference between the two is the difference between being a friend and a doormat.
taking care of yourself does not make you a bad person
i repeat:
taking care of yourself does NOT make you a bad person
incorrectenglshreformationquotes:
Henry: Anne, you can’t come in!
Anne: Why not?
Henry: Because, uh, Thomas is naked.
Cromwell: What?
Henry: Well, I couldn’t tell her I was naked. She’s allowed to see me naked.
Cromwell: Why does anyone have to be naked?!
Olympic Gala practice, featuring speed skating, selfie, pair lift, traded jackets, and s h e n a n i g a n

