He shot two people in the knee on his way to the medbay.
When you injure yourself while jacking off and getting a bit too experimental, just be confident when telling the doctor! Show no embarrassment! I’m sure it’s gonna go over great!
I don’t post anything here for a month and return with a horrible joke, we’re back to schedule, my friends!
never will I ever forget the time my friend told me about goddamn. mormon bubble porn
@glubablub @queenofthesafetypins
ok so
there’s a rule in mormonism that you Absolutely Cannot see a woman naked. however, since we as a species usually LOVE to jack off, people found a way around it.
basically what they do is take pictures of beautiful bikini women or whatever, and cover the bits that would be deemed unseeable, and creating bubbles around certain parts like the stomach and neck, to give off the illusion that they’re naked.
that way they can jack off freely without guilt. it is generally effective, but since it’s so obscure it looks like some kind of odd fetish.
In conclusion, anybody with a sex drive, no matter the religion, will absolutely try their hardest to jack off, even if it means really fuckin strange loopholes. thank u for ur time.
Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
another funny Tarn moment is when he finds out Megatron defected so he goes and sits alone in the snow i mean look at this its fuckin hysterical
Tarn is a big whiny baby
HE ALSO DOES THIS SHIT
so hes a big murderous cry baby who jerks off to Towards Peace every night and also like… an office administrator or something. What the fuck even is Tarn
Jab loves robots 