Tag: fav

mjaosemjao:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

andthosearesmalleragents:

iamnotswarley:

futurebartallen:

celticpyro:

markedbyx:

eevielearnsfrench:

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

gargling but with air

Just puke man

imbiowaresbitch:

watertightvines:

the-sun-of-rome-is-set:

lovecraftianshitshow:

quiyst:

charlesoberonn:

chefpyro:

purelyundecided:

tonystark5ever:

lokiperfection:

Loki: Transforms smooth af

Thor: BLAM-O LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE YOU HEARD

poetic cinema

Surprised loki didnt flinch at all with all that lightning coursing around him

he grew up with that guy, he’s used to it

Loki didn’t even transform, his suit was an illusion and he just took it off.

Yeah, Loki just dispelled the illusion, but Thor actually had to change clothes, so he needed the lightning blast to cover the ThunderPenis.

I’m convinced Loki is perma-nude and EVERY outfit you see is an illusion. Why deal with the discomfort of chafing pleather pants when you can just trick people into thinking you’re wearing clothes?

Also, “ThunderPenis” nearly killed me.

A teenage boy sitting behind me when I first saw this movie narrated the transformation with “BAM! Now we sexy!” and I hear it in my head every. single. time.

“Bam! Now we sexy” is my new headcanon for this scene. 😂

azariel888:

hauntedmyth:

saprila:

catchymemes:

Girl visits a shelter and gets adopted

I’m actually crying rn this is so pure I love cats so much

This is how my current cat was when I went to the shelter. There is something amazingly wonderful about this sudden devotion and love from a newly met creature.

I love this so much. Seriously sometimes a bond starts off immediately and so intensely when you go to adopt a pet. This is true magic.

fluffmugger:

melifair:

moonlitmoth:

Male news anchor shows off makeup blending skills in hilarious video

@fearofablackteeshirt

Please please please let him start a makeup channel omg

“This is concealer, it is for concealing…..things”

“I kinda feel like Bob Ross” “Happy trees on my face”

“Violently blend, violently blend, violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face” 😂

“I sweat like there is something glandularly wrong with me”

I’M JUST TRYING TO LET PEOPLE IN ON THE PROCESS, JEN

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)