transphormers:

At Rewind and Chromedome’s first date

Rewind, after a 40mins long exposition about the evolution of polite mannerisms in Cybertron, all prompt by Chromedome asking how he was: Oh but don’t let me hoard the conversation, why don’t you tell me a bit about yourself?

Chromedome, already in love with Rewind and realizing that he would rather die than accidentally tell Rewind any of the shit he’s done in his life thus losing his chance with him: I uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I was born this morning actually