“Yes, they’re behind me always. Quite literally. No matter where they go they lurk behind me. I believe this is meant to be a supportive gesture even if Dutton keeps hissing “soon” under his breath at me,” Turnbull answered the press when questioned about his continued lack of popularity.
When asked if he was worried he’ll be knifed in the back he said “no, I don’t think so. I’ve made myself very difficult to knife in the back over the past few years by being completely spineless. Good luck finding a spot to bury it!”
“Soon,” Dutton hissed.
I’m disappointed that this wasn’t just written by the onion. It sounds like it could’ve been.