jessica jones + cinnamon rolls
Tag: accurate
OOF
cat warm….
cat soft….
but cat also SHARP…
Yeeeesssss!!!
YYYEEESSSSSS!!!!!!
im 100% certain someone has made this before but whatever
GLaDOS, arresting Wheatley for wheat crimes: You have the right to remain silent.
Wheatley: I choose to waive that right!
Wheatley: *starts screaming*
[Image of pie chart labeled “Things on a Writer’s Desk” shows: “Useless Junk 32%, Editing Notes 26%, Books/Notebooks 19%, Old Coffee Cups 13%, Computer 6%, Pens 3%” This pie chart is obstructed by the silhouette of a cat: “Cat 100%”]
It’s 100% cat because the cat has knocked everything off the desk.
gifted student™ brains are about as functional as horses when you get right down to it
which sounds like a shit post but consider: horses? hypothetically MADE for running. look at this magnificent muscle beasts. look at those legs. they must be so good at running, right? wrong. horses are fragile as fuck. horses break their gotdamn legs so so easily, and if they break their legs you just have to fucking shoot them. if they run, the thing they are MADE FOR, too fast their lungs will start bleeding. I just googled horses to see if I was missing anything and apparently if they lie down for a day their organs start collapsing or something so they can’t rest from their One Horse Purpose even when they’re hurt. they’re made to do one thing but they can only do it under Very Specific Conditions and if a single thing changes they just die.
which, you know. gifted students™ get applauded for being naturally smart when we’re five or whatever and then develop a terrible inflated sense of self that makes us highly averse to anything we’re not naturally good at, because it challenges our fragile childbrain egos and if we wait too long we’ll develop mental fences around entire subjects and skillsets (mine are math and studying) because we think we’re Bad at them, when in reality we just need to practice but are frustrated by that because it’s harder than being ~naturally talented~ was. we get applauded for doing One Thing but the second we run into slightly different things that our brains don’t comprehend as readily? it’s a Bad Time. I still have so much anxiety over things I don’t feel Naturally Talented at that I’ve been sitting here writing this post for like 10 minutes rather than read the feedback on my religion paper. I got a 100% on it, but I’m still That Scared of anything other than straight heaps of praise because that’s what my childbrain was acclimated to. just send me to the glue factory already.
I…..I needed to hear this
that’s intriguing because this is not a particularly happy or uplifting post but I hope that whatever you got out of it was positive and that it could be a good thing for you
Sometimes it’s incredibly freeing to hear that other people are familiar with a feeling. No falsely spun cheery “positivity” needed.
Well, I for one would have liked some positivity instead of rehashing my fears that I’m going to burn out and die in a year or two…
Sorry, let me fix that:
The gifted student fucked up your horse brain but unlike a horse you’re an intelligent self aware being capable of overcoming your programming and adapting. We all are. We only burn out and die if we accept that that’s our fate.
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second
Gaming Logic
more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger
the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land
when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots
when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area
When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.
When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win
Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.
Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.
All of these things. All of them.
This entire post sums up my belief system from the time I was five years old to now.
Determination.
me running for public office
interviewer: sir, what do you have to say regarding the recently surfaced blog posts in which you repeatedly state “im gonna fuck the predator”
me: much like my campaign promises, i do fully intend to follow through on that