accurate – Page 6 – Jab loves robots

turing-tested:

me, around any type of angel statue: oh fuck haha better not blink

me, a milisecond later: really? really? what fucking year is it? really? are you sure? reall

deepshowerthoughts:

When you’re tired at night, everything’s funny. When you’re tired in the morning, nothing’s funny.

toomanylokifeels:

lumberjacksteve:

I’m not a Loki stan but I AM a Thor stan and Thor is absolutely a Loki stan so I think I might be one by association

This is the most wholesome “I’m not a Loki stan” post I have ever read in the Loki tag. Thanks.

thefasstasticvoyage:

datarobotsuggestion:

Date a robot who’s being a gentleman to you

dominoinla:

drarryismymuse:

actualdragoninreallife:

people who don’t own cats: cats are so aloof… they just keep to themselves and don’t care that you even exist

cats: hey! hey! hey! hey! pay attention to me! hey! why aren’t you looking at me! hey! hey! if you don’t pet me right now i’ll freakin die! hey! heeeyyy!!!!

So true…usually also accompanied by…

cat: *crash* you didn’t look at me good enough.

i love my tiny destructive house goblin

kiefbowl:

adulthood is really just being responsible for a ton of pieces of paper that you don’t need that often but when you do need them you REALLY need them

wannabanauthor:

hot mess: aries, LIBRA, scorpio, capricorn

chill mess: taurus, GEMINI, aquarius, pisces

just a mess lmao: cancer, leo, VIRGO, sagittarius

curseworm:

advice to all women and girls is to master the art of not reacting. cultivate the blankest expression possible. learn to keep ur stride steady

beggars-opera:

speciesofleastconcern:

theinturnetexplorer:

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

crocodiles confirmed for cuter than human babies

double confirmed

thor-appreciation-blog:

Marvel: Are you ready for the GOD of motherFUCKING THUNDER?????? He’s six feet of RAW MUSCLE and his hobbies include SMASHING things with a HUGE, MAGIC HAMMER and being a generally SEXY BEAST

The fandom: