accurate – Page 4 – Jab loves robots

monstertwix:

pumpkin-bread:

it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters

go bump in the night

scratches at your door

alarming noises

“where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”

you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing

turn back and THERE IT IS

I’m sorry I couldn’t resist drawing these

bonus cuddles

carneycagnation:

lemonadedolph:

my tfp blu-rays are finally here and I just want to say ko is literally the most beautiful bot ever created thank you for letting me see him in his full hd glory

u ask, I deliver

botheringblathers:

norcumi:

lynati:

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

holy im so glad i am not the only one fuckkk

thecheshirecass:

shotfromguns:

everydayconman:

hollowedskin:

fatsexybitch:

coffeeandstring:

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

necrofuturism:

getting into transformers

pros:

giant robots

literally tons of them

they turn into vehicles how cool is that

all of them are ridiculously cute

archetypal characters that are somehow always refreshed

really good comics (esp. mtmte and rid)

did i mention robots

because yeah

(also canon gay robots)

(canon MARRIED gay robots)

ROBOTS OKAY

cons:

henstomper:

henstomper:

im gatekeeping the fuck out of this: detroit: become human fans dont get to call themselves robofuckers. wanting to fuck a twink with a circle on his head is not on the same level as wanting fisto’s fist.

this also applies to like, 2b from nier