thatbluemerm:

skeletonprotagonist:

the shape of water’s fishman looks like he’d wait till the third date to have sex and when we did it’d be in the candlelight with a handpicked lovemaking playlist on in the background meanwhile venom looks like he’d raw me in a gas station bathroom at 3am

depends on what you need that day

fahre:

fallowsthorn:

hellotailor:

“Conceptually speaking, Venom is a collection of monster erotica tropes. He’s ravenously hungry but can be tamed by the right person. He penetrates and envelopes his victims’ bodies, tempting them to do dark things. He’s a walking vore fetish with a giant, slurping tongue. He’s super-strong and likes to pick people up with his tentacles. Basically, if he didn’t star in a family-friendly Marvel superhero comic, he’d probably find steady work in hentai porn.”

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The unexpectedly horny history of Marvel’s Venom

“More prosaically, it’s amazing how often the comics strip Eddie Brock naked for no good reason and have him grapple around with the symbiote’s tendrils.”

… So, the movie is Pride & Prejudice for xenophiles, but the comics are more Women in Love for xenophiles.

I’m not suggesting fandom should consider vignettes of classic literature with one character replaced by Venom. More that the BBC could spice up their next wave of lit adaptations by… adding Venom.

caden:

komododraggqueen:

caden:

baylen:

caden:

things from history that were way more badass looking than they needed to be:
-scythe
-plague doctor mask

I’d say the guillotine but that shit would’ve been badass if looked like a bucket and butchers knife

-the way that the guy who chops off heads wears that weird black mask with just the eye holes in it

-gas mask

-diving bell helmet

-waistcoat

Literally any time they had to make a mask for something old timey dudes just went hard as fuck