onion-souls:

cpt-langosta:

onion-souls:

snarcadegannon:

squirtlesquad-rebellion:

perkachow:

remmoran-kynvahl:

mamasam:

tonyabbot:

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

lonelyinsomniac:

samsaranmusing:

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

Thanks moon ❤

Moon: YEET

The moon threw it away yay moon

the moon was having none  of it

The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasn’t an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. That’s right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.

So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true


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starscream7799:

anichan282:

deceptixms:

darklordofcutlets:

betterbemeta:

f-identity:

“No Autobot would be foolish enough to fire on their greatest weapon.”

~ Megatron, Transformers: Animated Season 3 Episode 11

I haven’t seen this show yet, is it normal for megatron to sound like he’s coming on to things and is about to sensually beat someone to death

Yes.

Yes, it is normal.

This is how he talks to everyone. 

Also this is his photo from an Autobot propaganda video:

Even when he’s supposed to look intimidating he just looks smouldering.

Tasty

I LITERALLY HAVE THAT PICTURE SAVED ON MY PC AS “TOASTY~”

histskins:

i joke but i actually do love Rodimus a lot, i love that the Matrix went so hard for him & that what areas he lacks in leadership skills he makes up for in bravery and kindness & like, sheer stubbornness/determination. i love that he does make mistakes & loses himself but always ends up coming back to it (i.e. getaway’s overboard punishment vs. saving him from burning).

he can find something worth saving in just about everyone – hell, he found something worth saving in Megatron. not all of that was just “oh optimus would be mad” or whatever

like yea a lot of times he’s immature & brash but ultimately Rodimus is a really good person & I love him very much thanks 4 yr time

nonbinarysaavik:

kirk: aw thanks spock. you’re such a good friend :^)

spock: ……..friend?

kirk: yeah the best

spock: *staggering down the hall barely holding his shit in & frantically mashes buttons to call his mom* Mother today I made a frie

amanda: yes dear? a what?

spock: a fr

amanda: just let it out sweetie

spock: *weeping openly* f