bronweathanharthad:

tropes that will always f*ck me up

  • composed characters losing their composure
  • kind characters snapping
  • characters hugging each other after one or both of them have been through hell
  • character cradling their significant other’s face while they kiss
  • character says something hurtful. later on in the movie they are in a similar situation and say something kind instead.
  • self sacrifice
  • griefstricken women (who under normal circumstances wouldn’t hurt a fly) lashing out and striking the person responsible for the loss of their loved one
  • ugly crying
  • characters struggling to talk because they’re about to cry
  • characters reuniting with someone whom they thought were dead
  • FOREHEAD KISSES
  • F O R E H E A D     T O U C H E S

You know if Venom got into vines they’d drive Eddie crazy, i.e.: Eddie finally gets a car so they can do long road trips to get out of San Fran and Beyonce’s Love on Top comes on and Eddie sees is Venom pop out onto the passengers seat and starts singing like, Baby its YOU while Eddies like nononono YOU’RE THE ONE I LOVE YOU’RE THE ONE I NEED

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symphile:

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Okay, check it. That, and then Ven stops midsentence as he sees a road work sign: “road work ahead? Uh… yeah! I sure hope it does!” AND EDDIE DOESNT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT LIKE .5 SECONDS LATER WHEN IT CLICKS HE ALMOST CRASHES HIS FUCKIN CAR.

THEN. PASSING THROUGH A NEIGHBORHOOD AND VEN LEANS OUT THE WINDOW “FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS! FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!”

AND ITS AN OLD CAR WHERE YOU HAVE TO MANUALLY ROLL DOWN THE WINDOWS SO EDDIE IS FRANTICALLY TRYING TO LEAN OVER TO TO ROLL UP THE WINDOW WHILE TRYING TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE ROAD BEFORE VEN CAN SCAR ANYMORE CHILDREN.

And I want to believe this happens within the span of one trip.

Thanks for coming to our TED Talk.

OH MY GOD YOU ANSWERED MY ASK 30 YEARS AGO AND I JUST NOW SAW IT AND NOW I CANT STOP WHEEZING AT THE ACCURACY

Your Ask was wonderful bless you.

AND ANOTHER THOUGHT: EDDIE COMING HOME AND A DOOR SLOWLY OPENS TO VENOM WITH A MIC AND SAYING “HI, MY NAME IS CHELSEA. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DINNER FOOD?” AND EDDIE ALMOST HAS A FUCKIN PANIC ATTACK.