Jab loves robots

plimsoll-punk:

surprisebitch:

oddishtea:

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

The timing of thriller coming on is

perfect

naamahdarling:

This is actually A+ cat management.

“Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them.
It’s a sign that they love you and want to show.

This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way.

Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party.

This is a GOOD IDEA.

zzxid:

The most valid Soundwave you can imagine.

sushinfood:

k25ff:

solarsyrup:

Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

(art by soup-erb on Tumblr)

Excuse the fuck out of all of you but you’re

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

o-lascaux-o:

when you hear the THUD of a cat landing on the floor that shouldn’t have been on the counter in the first place

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i spent christmas alone while my family got together and fought, and honestly i feel so good about this

i bought myself presents, cooked a big meal, drank wine and watched Home Alone 3 w/ my dog. I don’t feel sorry for myself at all.

meanwhile my sister threatened to disown my dad so he threatened to disown her, while my mom enabled and my other sister downed a bottle of wine to deal.

on the other side of the country, i was busy discovering, to my delight, that the that the 3rd installment of the Home Alone franchise not only stood up to the test of time, but contains some of the best oneliners and comedic timing I have ever seen.

honestly, keep toxic people out of your life. family isn’t everything, and bad family is often worse than no family. don’t be afraid to put in some distance, especially during high stress times like the holidays. you don’t actually owe them anything.

being alone for the holidays is so much better than being with people who make you unhappy.

Bringing this back for Thanksgiving!

computationalcalculator:

smokehandsmcmike:

The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”

onion-souls:

downtrodden-squidward:

onion-souls:

Heart skipped a beat for a moment while scrolling as a misreading conjured up a story of a water filter passing the Turing Test

i must filtre water but… humans are the biggest source of aquatic contamination… I must wipe them out

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream but AM is a Brita pitcher

worldsworstfather:

robot character: what are these strange, inexplicable errors in my software? these ‘‘‘emotions’’’ i find myself feeling for a weak, stupid human??? there are no words encoded in my programming sufficient to describe it…it couldn’t possibly be…l

me, having seen this trope enough times to know exactly where this is going: