(R:) JFC, look at this chipper motherfucker getting hype for paperwork and employee development. It still kind of breaks my heart that Tarn tried to be a good boss and dutiful admin guy and shit just got weird back at the beginning of the war because Robo God cursed him with the ability to talk people to death and that just limited all his possible career choices in the Decepticon army. Trailbreaker complained because he got reduced to being Forcefield Guy; Tarn was probably extra depressed because he was just Talking People To Death Guy. He probably would have been a top logistics officer or something in his perfect world. Imagine him locking himself in his office at Grindcore, blaring classical music and crying sparks as he buries himself in paperwork and hates that fucking green spark that locked him out of his mad desk jockeying ambitions.
(The Cause is All, but sometimes a loyal Decepticon just has to bunker up in a closet and have himself a tiny, self-pitying cry before getting back on the turbohorse.)
In conclusion, look at this enthusiastic team player. Look at this delightful bastard getting so into improving his subordinates as people, not just as overspecialized killing machines. What a guy. What a perfect goddamn dude. Please look at that picture again and appreciate how hard he tried to be good at everything. *disgusting sobbing*
Jab loves robots 