26, 29 and 30

26. Who is the most hot transformer?

The Tyrant Bastard himself
I definitely didn’t have this as my phones background for a while

Disgusting
I hate how aesthetically pleasing he is. Like, the shoulder-to-hip ratio? Perfect. Tall? Very. Swagger? Yes. Claws and sharp teeth? Big tick there. He hits some real good kinks
Uh, I mean. Yeah. Sure. He’s pretty hot lookin’ I guess.
Definitely rilf material: Robot I’d like to fu
ANYWAY. Next question.

29. Crossover you want to see? Gunna be boring here and say Mass Effect.
I love the thought of the Inter-galactic Council/Federation/Alliance (I can’t remember what it’s called) essentially blacklisting these Cybertronians, because they’re embroiled in a civil war that’s lasted longer than some civilizations have existed, and besides which, half of them are extremely organic-phobic, which isn’t good for interplanetary relations.
Also, the idea of like, some poor Turian scout ship being harassed and having their super-advanced tech being hacked by even more super-advanced robots just goofing off and being like “These FUCKING CYBERTRONIANS keep hacking our communications array and using it to broadcast goddamn soap operas!”
(Cause don’t the Autobots canonically like soaps? Like they watched “As the Kitchen Sinks” or something at some point)

30. What do you like about the fandom? Hmm. I don’t know. I suppose I quite like that there doesn’t seem to be as much gatekeeping from ‘Geewunners’ or shipping drama or toxicity as there is in other fandoms, however that might have something to do with the people I choose to follow/interact with, rather than the fandom as a whole. Idk
I like that we’ve filled gaps, made almost community wide fanon that’s virtually indistinguishable from canon, to the point where it’s simply become canon, because it’s so widely accepted (eg: TFA Blurr is still alive, the whole ‘Gestalt’ thing, Steve, the Punch of Kill Everything, etc)
Also, the fact that whenever other fandoms are fighting over something petty like “Who has the most universes” or “How many potential relationship pairings can you have” the Transformers eventually comes in, throws down some absurdly large numbers, and ends the bickering fullstop.

5-8, 10-12, 14, 21 and 22?

Okie dokie!

5. Autobots or Decepticons? I feel like it depends on the continuity(and the motivations behind the war), but in general I prefer the Decepticons, since most of my favs are Cons, and they tend to have very vibrant personalities. plus that insignia is badass

6. Favorite Autobot? It’s a toss-up between TFP Smokescreen, TFA Blurr, and G1 Wheeljack. (Also special mention to G1 Eject cause he loves sports. Just. So much)

7. Favorite Decepticon? All the Soundwaves. But Shockwave is a close second

Putting under read more, cause I’m probably gunna ramble

8. If you were a Transformer, what would your alt mode be? Why? For aircraft; either an NH90, cause I love the sound of helicopters, or an A-10 Thunderbolt II, cause they look neat.
For automobiles; Jaguar F-Type R. Argon colored. I want to go fast and look pretty while doing so.

10. Favorite Transformers show/game/comic? Uh… Prime/Fall of Cybertron/More Than Meets the Eye.

11. Out of all the movies (including g1 and Predacons Rising), which is your favorite? Why? The 2007 one. I unironically like the designs. I LOVE the score. Words cannot express my love for Mikaela. And that fight on the freeway with Bonecrusher skating towards Optimus like an ice hockey player, then rugby tackling him? Phenomenal.
Also Ratchet getting caught in the power lines and his sirens going off, and describing the whole thing as “tingly” is hilarious to me. Actually that whole scene at the house is great: Robots in Disguise failing at disguise.

12. Favorite Transformers figure? That I own?

The drooly chicken-legged gang

14. If you could meet any character from any show, who would it be? TFP Optimus. I can’t really articulate why without sounding sentimental and corny, but I wish he was my dad…

21. Least favorite Autobot? G1 Huffer.

22. Least favorite Decepticon? Uuuuh. I’m apathetic to TFA Lockdown I guess?

Thanks for the ask, anon! .·:*¨¨*:·.