my-name-is-jimmy:

foxanddanapetrie:

bemusedlybespectacled:

wholock-rab:

youarelookingatthis:

jolivet:

youblowuponesun:

jolivet:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

urbancatfitters:

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

You do that every morning???

EVERY MORNING.

wait

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

no son

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

*whispers* Not even Russia

I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”

RE FUCKING TWEET

I was only in public school for two years. During those years, my family was Quaker, so I couldn’t swear any oaths. It was the only reason I got out of saying this damn thing.

I still know it. I heard it every day, but only learned it in 5th grade. Ten-year-old me KNEW that shit was creepy. But “it’s just what we do.”

alloverthegaf:

alloverthegaf:

experiment: where do you live and is chicken salt a thing?

my reality has been turned upside down by this. apparently nowhere but Australia and New Zealand has chicken salt. and in New Zealand you have to pay extra for it???

it’s not salt specifically for chickens, guys. it’s like a flavoured salt for deep fried stuff. like you order some fish and chips and you can go plain salt if you’re a nerd or you can be right and get chicken salt. you get some scallops and some pluto pups and a chiko roll and you lay on that chicken salt because that’s how you know you’re alive

You can also buy shakers of the stuff. Masterfoods and uh… Cerebos make chicken salt. I actually had to get up and look in the pantry to check the companies name for that, like some kind of animal so if you’re making homemade chips, you just go for it. I made chicken salt croutons once and they were quite good.

yes-i-write-fanfiction:

yes-i-write-fanfiction:

Soundwave: *spots Minimus Ambus, snatches him* “Welcome, new cassette”

Minimus Ambus: *sighs* “Not again”

You mean to tell me that the cassettes spots Minimus beautiful mustache and instantly want one too? Cause you’re damn right. Rumble and Frenzy get a ton mustaches from a joke shop on Earth and puts them on the rest of the cassettes. Meanwhile Minimus is shouting at them cause he’s not wearing a mustache, it’s a facial insignia! Soundwave puts on a mustache too because he don’t want to feel left out and now Minimus is crying.

absol-used-thief:

jimcoffin:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-real-seebs:

vastderp:

babyanimalgifs:

Puma takes a shower

What have you been rolling in, you dirty thing? *casually flips nature’s furry meat grinder on its side in slippery pit* TSK you even got mud in your toes, what a naughty beast

i am so confused that the puma is tolerating this

has it even heard of pumas?

look at the squinty eyes, it’s enjoying a nice grooming. :3

Can’t get this kind of treatment in the wild, after all. All cats love luxury. 

Look at this pampered death beast