I had an idea to incorporate the DJD into TFA. Except the twist is that nobody takes them seriously. Oh, they know how dangerous and destructive they are; it’s just hard to take a group of insane, fanatical weirdos obsessed with Megatron even remotely seriously. (Even Lugnut thinks that they’re too fanatical.) Basically, the DJD are a Galactic Embarrassment that give the Decpticons a bad name. (Megatron actually means his apologies when he has to apologize for their acgtions.)

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I can absolutely see TFA Megs being embarrassed by the DJD.  I mean, they have a STATUE of him.  Tarn has a collection of his “first editions” on the walls of his room and undoubtedly a picture of him under the table, covered in kisses.

I do wonder whether Lugnut’s reaction would be embarrassment, too, though, or whether he’d start to feel a bit territorial, the way he does with Shockwave. 🙂  And for that matter – Shockwave Vs. Tarn, Loyalty Grudge Match!  Oooh, I’d love to be a fly on the wall. 😀

This is only slightly related, but the mental image in my head rn:

TFP Megs: man, I could reeaaaaally do with less backtalk from the rest of my troops

G1 Megs: Count your blessings, one of mine staged a coup from a football stadium

IDW Megs: you mean you actually HAVE others who are unquestioningly loyal??

TFA Megs, throwing Shockwave and Lugnut bodily at the rest: PLEASE. TAKE THEM. I HAVE TOO MANY

This is amazing and now I’m picturing the other Megatrons, a little gobsmacked, actually adopting Lugnut and Shockwave.

TFP Starscream does not know what to make of this dude who keeps yelling about the GLORIOUS GLORY of the GLORIOUS MEGATRON!  Picture a small, angry cat whose owner has just adopted a very big, super loyal and extremely loud dog.

And IDW Megs is just shoving TFA Shockwave in IDW Shockwave’s face like, Oh, you like him?  This is my NEW Shockwave, the one who DOESN’T plot against me for four million years by seeding time-travel ores on organic planets.  HE’S 100% loyal!  He’s like Soundwave without the pesky scruples!

And TFA Shockwave’s like, This is correct, I have no scruples.  Also I can do this with my arms.  Many are the reasons why Lord Megatron prizes my service.

Meanwhile, BW Megs is just standing there boasting, “I myself also have two loyal soldiers!”

Other Megatrons:  You mean two spare loyal soldiers, like he does, right?

BW Megs:  … no.  Two.

Other Megatrons:  Two TOTAL?  Out of how many?

BW Megs:  … I don’t want to talk about this anymore.

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no one ever rly talks abt the good robot noises transformers have gotta make…. like whirl’s systems going “beep beep beep beepbeepbeep!” when he gets Pissed, or rodimus’s whole chassis rattling and the mechanical “click” of his fire systems roaring to life, or rung’s eyebrows making lil pinging noises as he moves them + they clack against the tops of his optics….. i just….there are so many wonderful concepts here

Imaginary worlds dreamed by BigGAN

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These are some of the most amazing generated images I’ve ever seen. Introducing BigGAN, a neural network that generates high-resolution, sometimes photorealistic, imitations of photos it’s seen. None of the images below are real – they’re all generated by BigGAN.

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The BigGAN paper is still in review so we don’t know who the authors are, but as part of the review process a preprint and some data were posted online. It’s been causing a buzz in the machine learning community. For generated images, their 512×512 pixel resolution is high, and they scored impressively well on a standard benchmark known as Inception. They were able to scale up to huge processing power (512 TPUv3′s), and they’ve also introduced some strategies that help them achieve both photorealism and variety. (They also told us what *didn’t* work, which was nice of them.) Some of the images are so good that the researchers had to check the original ImageNet dataset to make sure it hadn’t simply copied one of its training images – it hadn’t.

Now, the images above were selected for the paper because they’re especially impressive. BigGAN does well on common objects like dogs and simple landscapes where the pose is pretty consistent, and less well on rarer, more-varied things like crowds. But the researchers also posted a huge set of example BigGAN images and some of the less photorealistic ones are the most interesting.

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I’m pretty sure this is how clocks look in my dreams. BigGAN’s writing generally looks like this, maybe an attempt to reconcile the variety of alphabets and characters in its dataset. And Generative Adversarial Networks (and BigGAN is no exception) have trouble counting things. So clocks end up with too many hands, spiders and frogs end up with too many eyes and legs, and the occasional train has two ends.

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And its humans… the problem is that we’re really attuned to look for things that are slightly “off” in the faces and bodies of other humans. Even though BigGAN did a comparatively “good job” with these, we are so deep in the uncanny valley that the effect is utterly distressing.

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So let’s quickly scroll past BigGAN’s humans and look at some of its other generated images, many of which I find strangely, gloriously beautiful.

Its landscapes and cityscapes, for example, often follow rules of composition and lighting that it learned from the dataset, and the result is both familiar and deeply weird.

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Its attempts to reproduce human devices (washing machines? furnaces?) often result in an aesthetic I find very compelling. I would totally watch a movie that looked like this.

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It even manages to imitate macro-like soft focus. I don’t know what these tiny objects are, and they’re possibly haunted, but I want them.

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Even the most ordinary of objects become interesting and otherworldly. These are a shopping cart, a spiderweb, and socks.

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Some of these pictures are definitely beautiful, or haunting, or weirdly appealing. Is this art? BigGAN isn’t creating these with any sort of intent – it’s just imitating the data it sees. And although some artists curate their own datasets so that they can produce GANs with carefully designed artistic results, BigGAN’s training dataset was simply ImageNet, a huge all-purpose utilitarian dataset used to train all kinds of image-handling algorithms.

But the human endeavor of going through BigGAN’s output and looking for compelling images, or collecting them to tell a story or send a message – like I’ve done here – that’s definitely an artistic act. You could illustrate a story this way, or make a hauntingly beautiful movie set. It all depends on the dataset you collect, and the outputs you choose. And that, I think, is where algorithms like BigGAN are going to change human art – not by replacing human artists, but by becoming a powerful new collaborative tool.

The BigGAN authors have posted over 1GB of these images, and it’s so fun to go through them. I’ve collected a few more of my favorites – you can read them (and optionally get bonus material every time I post) by entering your email here.

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did-you-kno:

These rare color photos of Paris were taken over 100 years ago. 

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In 1909, a wealthy French banker named Albert Kahn wanted to document the world using a new color photo process called Autochrome Lumière, so he commissioned 4 photographers to take their cameras all over the world.

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One of the cities they documented was Paris.

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Starting in 1914, Kahn’s photographers, Leon Gimpel, Stephane Passet, Georges Chevalier and Auguste Leon, documented life in Paris using color filters made from dyed potato starch grains.

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They made these color photos over a century ago (with a small amount of color enhancing done on the original shots).

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In addition to the many shots of Paris, around 72,000 Autochromes from around the globe were created through Kahn’s project.

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It’s amazing and strange how muchmore real and connected it all feels in colour.

They have a photo of the Moulin Rouge… in rouge.

@moulinrougestateofmind I know its not the show but thought this was cool enough to share

Thank you for sharing @makesmeadumbhuman!