captainnotamurderer:

How to make anything you do sound suspicious.

Be mostly specific.

I.e. “Yes. I bought this with legal, tender, money that was acquired legally.”

“I met with a friend who is alive.”

“I went to the still standing, not-burned home of my enemies.”

“I was in Wisconsin and 12 when Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Al-Fayed were killed in Paris. You can feel the T.V., it’s warm.”

What Kind Of Fish Are You?

redacted-metallum:

buzzfeed:

bettasarepurebbys:

i feel like fishblr would appreciate this quiz

😭😭😭

@darvobek

bemusedlybespectacled:

neuroticgaymusings:

eelpatrickharris:

That’s a legacy he’ll never live down

powerbottomjoe:

soundwave wakes up covered in bitches :^/

reyairia:

[shows up a year later with a smoothie] wait what do you mean people are still reblogging these shi-

lucy-cyclone:

lostlightpoet:

Legatron appreciation post.

Oh God fuck yes references

pastas-house:

venom (2018)

tahneetalks:

fluffmugger:

thetrippytrip:

We should be more pro-active or we’ll see more of such sad fates of honest people.

And the utterly ironic thing is I’ve seen repeated tumblr posts of that iconic photo absolutely slagging the shit out of Peter Norman as “lol white guy so uncomfortable” “Why the fuck isn’t he supporting them”, etc etc.

As an Australian this post surprised me. I knew none of the above.

twinkout:

hey

montereybayaquarium:

oh no