me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.
But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?
Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.
I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.
To be honest, I find transformers going to My Little Pony planet far more interesting than their constant crushes on Earth.
I never even watched MLP, but this concept make me giggling.
Twilight: Hi there! My name is Twilight Sparkle and I’m your resident Princess of Friendship! I pride myself on finding solutions to anypony’s friendship problems! Now, what can I help you with today?
Optimus: … How does one become the sovereign ruler over friendship?
Megatron: We do not have a friendship problem, organic! We are at war!
Twilight: Hm. When did you first notice the conflicts that led to this war?
Megatron: *scoffs* As if you could even fathom…
Optimus: We have been fighting for a very long time…
Megatron: What is yourlifespan, organic? Two thousand years? Multiply that a bit. How does over 4 billion years sound to you?
Twilight: F… FOUR BILLION YEARS?!? How is… but… do you even know what you’re fighting about anymore?!?
Megatron: Oh, I am well aware. I have been there since the beginning, and have never forgotten what the Autobots have done.
Optimus: I concede that the Autobots were not always model Cybertronians, but neither were the neutrals, nor your Decepticons!
Twilight: So no pony is perfect! That’s a start. Why don’t we–
Megatron: Stay out of our quarrel, organic! The only reason I have allowed you to live is because I find your color scheme… amusing.
Optimus: Megatron, leave her alone. She does not deserve your animosity.
Megatron: Right you are, Prime. The one who deserves it is staring back at me. Come, Optimus. Let us resume our dance of battle… my blade thirsts for your helm.
Twilight: Wait, was that a euphemism? Also If this escalates any further you mayyyy destroy Ponyville…
Optimus: Understood. I refuse to fight you so close to these civilians, Megatron!
Megatron: Well I suppose it’s fortunate you don’t have the only say in the matter! *lunges*
Twilight: *uses magic to inhibit Megatron’s movement* Alright! Dial it back, big guy! Now, we are going to have a calm and civilized conversation about your friendship problem away from my friends…
Megatron: You can’t have a “”“friendship problem”“” when there isn’t even a friendship.
Optimus: But… we were friends once…
Twilight: *gasp!!* You were?? Oooo, I just knew my instincts were correct!!!
Megatron: *groans*
At some point, Pinkie Pie is unleashed on the Decepticons.
It’s a thing of beauty.
Pinkie: Ooooooo! Do you have a party cannon too?
Megatron: Heh, I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
Optimus: Megatron don’t you dare–
Pinkie: OKAY! *pulls out cannon* YIPPEE!!!
Megatron: *covered in streamers and confetti*
Optimus: *holds in a snicker*
Megatron: Very well! My turn!!! *blasts his cannon towards Pinkie*
Pinkie: *somehow dodges, pops up next his cannon arm* Coooooool! I love a laser light show! *kicks his arm to the sky*
Starscream: *flying overhead, grumbling*… Stupid Soundwave, I don’t even want to find– OUCH! OH! OH, I’M HIT!!! I’M HIT!!!! *tumbles out of the sky*
Pinkie: But you shouldn’t point them at somepony, silly! It’s bad for your eyes!
Starscream: *yelling in the bg, hits the ground and explodes*
OH. MY. GOD! THIS IS SO PERFECT! Yes, make them friends again! You go, pony, make your magic!
so i’ve installed this mod “skyrim is windy” which makes the foliage wiggle in the breeze more. but then i didn’t play the game because sometimes i just install a bunch of mods and move on to something else without trying them out. anyways. so then i went out to buy some food and i saw the wind playing with the tree branches and i legit thought “oh so the mod is working nicely” i made a few more steps before i realized…… yea scoob this is real life
ok this was me when i dropped a meat pie in the kitchen at 2am and for a solid 0.4 seconds i thought “it’s ok i’ll just load my quicksave”
Jab loves robots 