liimewiire:

laylainalaska:

xparrot:

valeria2067:

otahkoapisiakii:

slorestgreen:

nightmarebus:

nookienostradamus:

laughingacademy:

raedioh:

tap-the-toe-three-times:

daltries:

twasonceahuman:

geggidys:

electricaduran:

edgeworth-s:

violabaudelaire:

gayuris:

i arrive in the 80s

world: ruled

rains in africa: blessed

dreams: made

love: tainted

me: taken on

it: felt in the air tonight

everything: counted in large amounts

silence: enjoyed

land: confused

time: big

lonely heart: owned

fire: started

but it wasn’t us

dust: bitten by another one

some sugar: poured on me

my breath: taken away

whip: cracked

crack: stepped on

it: whipped good

heart: shot through

you: to blame

love: given a bad name

the summer: cruel

the wolf: hungry

something about you: so right

bright eyes: turned around

you: needed more than ever

heart: eclipsed

Bela Lugosi: dead (undead)

Bats: left the bell tower 

Virginal brides: filing past his tomb

London: calling

Dancing again: never

Billie Jean: not my lover

Mind: blown by Mickey’s fineness

Your non-dancing friends: no friends of mine

Sunglasses: worn at night

you: melted with

love: made out of nothing at all

girls: just having fun

lover: driving me crazy

karma chameleon: coming and going

thunder: struck

paradise city: being taken down to

civil war: not needed

jungle: welcomed to

town: funky

her: simply irresistible

bad medicine: all i need

you: got the touch

i’m: TNT and dynamite

dirty deeds: done dirt cheap

ukrindian:

ukrindian:

ukrindian:

I love how everyone has one characteristic that they use to explain their extra and unnecessary behavior like oh don’t mind me the Jersey jumped out. The 1/8th Portuguese Azorean jumped out I can’t help it. I ate all my meals on ZooPals plates every day as a youngin I can’t keep calm

“I’m bout to get real Kirksville Missouri population 11,352 on yo ass”

reblog this and tag your personal scapegoat characteristic

minervafloofderg:

minervafloofderg:

One of the reasons I feel so comfortable using Tumblr over other social media is because this site is clearly too incompetent to be evil.

The basic business model of a social network is to harvest commercially valuable personal data and sell it, most famously via targeted ads. Anyone visiting my blog can clearly see that I am a queer furry who’s into video games and art. And yet I am only served ads for funeral homes, Bible story DVDs, and the current president’s reelection campaign (in 2018 for some reason)

Needless to say my click through rate has not been very good