I got kind-of tailgated by a yellow Camaro once which I wouldn’t really bother mentioning but I have a Decepticon decal on the back of my car so I felt like it was a Challenge 👀 (they passed me without incident because I’m not gonna go like 15 over the speed limit for anybody, even a robot alien car)

mllemusketeer:

morethanmeetstheass:

imagine getting pulled over by an irl autobot and theyre like “WHY ARE YOU IN A DECEPTICON” and you’re like “dude relax i got the decal on amazon”

From experience: There is no terror like cruising down the freeway in your teeny Honda Fit with Decepticon emblems and then suddenly a dead ringer for MOTHERFUCKING ULTRA MAGNUS PULLS ONTO THE FREEWAY BEHIND YOU.

iamnmbr3:

ok but I like how Venom doesn’t perpetuate violent masculinity tropes. like remember when Eddie’s all down on his luck and stuff and he’s kinda morosely hanging out in a bar and then a tv segment on Drake comes on and he’s like “turn it off” and that other dude is like “some of us are trying to watch that”? that right there is the perfect setup for a bar fight. we’ve all seen it. the protagonist is at his lowest point. and out of frustration he gets drunk and starts a fight in a bar over something stupid. but instead Eddie just accepts it and removes himself from the situation by going home. he’s in a bad mood. he’s going through a really dark period in his life. but he doesn’t cope by getting into a fight that the movie tells us we should excuse “because he’s angry.” and just. good job guys. i wasn’t expecting that kind of wholesomeness from this type of movie. but you delivered it.