thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

minerfromtarn:

fandomsandanythingelse:

princelogical:

wishem:

supersaiyansaint:

wishem:

qualitydoggo:

brendaonao3:

sensei-wrong:

symbiote-spideypool:

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

Pretty sure I’ve read this comic

@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even

I am sorry Cable looks like that

I laughed my ass of at “bad guy uwu” I love this entire comic so much

The most dangerous of all bad guys

@m4rloe5

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen

@cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

As if this wasn’t hillarious enough, Peter “I am a Spider Meme” Parker yelling “YEET” as he tosses the gun just makes it perfect

biteghost:

//quietly continues thinking about how easy tom hardy’s Venom could slip into the current MCU and how interesting of a dynamic he’d have with everyone!!!!!! (this is a continuation of this post)

In which Peter’s showing Eddie around and they run into Tony.

Eddie: okay, so we are not joining the Avengers and we also have a son now I guess

Peter Parker ft. his two super dads that do not get along even a little bit. Eddie’s probably done an exposé

on Tony before and I like to imagine that’s what made him leave New York and settle down in Cali :^)c

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prochoice-or-gtfo:

thug:

thug:

I wish i could find this one article written in I believe the 90’s that went under the radar on abortion. The author said that the “life” arguments are basically useless on either side and what actually matters is that humans shouldn’t have a right to use other human bodies as a resource without consent no matter how alive or sentient they are, even if they’re on the brink of death you have the right to deny them access to you. It probably was too radical for pro-choice activists back in those days but like…that’s the most robust arguement lol so we need 2 being that back and dead the pontifications and splitting hairs about “life” in my honest onion

I found it. Actually, it was written in the 70’s. She was way ahead of the curve.

The article is ‘A Defense of Abortion’ by Judith Jarvis Thomson. Essential reading!

http://spot.colorado.edu/~heathwoo/Phil160,Fall02/thomson.htm

If you’re on the fence about abortion, read this. Even if you’re a dedicated pro-choicer, read this. It is what made me unapologetically pro-choice, honestly.
-V

ask-sprocket:

captainchancey:

doublearabianpunchfrontlayout:

number368:

bigmammallama5:

winterstar95:

itswalky:

wackd:

itswalky:

spockvarietyhour:

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

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Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

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She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

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Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

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now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

This is the reason I am on tumblr

#someone photoshop Anakin’s face on the guy

ok

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problem solved 

Y’all I came on tumblr for this kind of shit I’m so impressed

He was hiding from the crablobster (crobsters) and she just OPENED THE DOOR AND NOW THEY CAN GET IN

Those are coconut crabs you fool

killveous:

spider-man: venom! i don’t know what you’re up to, but i’m here to stop it

venom: i’m taking pictures of myself for a fetish website for money, parker

venom: that a problem

spider-man: uh

spider-man: no i suppose not

spider-man: how good’s the money in that

venom: you appeal to a completely different demographic, parker