trinarysuns:

dirigibird:

would transformers consider custom licence plates to be like…the equivalent of tramp stamps?

i bet rodimus has one back on earth that says H0TB0Y

alternatively, the REAL tramp stamps are those weird stickers ppl slap onto the back of their cars. optimus has one stuck to his bumper that just says “GOD WONT LET ME DIE”

Consider: there’s an ongoing secondary war that’s all about slapping embarrassing bumper stickers onto each other during battle. The current champion is

stuck on Soundwave’s ass. He didn’t notice for a week.